Isn’t celebrity astrology great? I could spend all my time talking about the transits my Uncle Fred was having once, but who would care? Whereas, if we can’t always relate to celebrities we at least know who they are (or can look them up quickly enough). That next door neighbor of mine who finally got married? Big deal. George Clooney got married? That’s a Big Deal!
So yes, even though gossip is wrong and we all know we probably shouldn’t be doing it, it has its uses doesn’t it? If you like that sort of thing combined with astrology as much as I do, here’s a collection of all my celebrity astrology links. Heck, bookmark this page and come back every once in a while, because I’ll keep updating it whenever there’s any celebrity astro-news… and heaven knows that sort of thing won’t stop any time soon. Thank you, celebrities!
I admit: in some cases I’ve stretched the definition of “celebrity” to include “people who became well-known publicly, usually because of something terrible.”
(Also: this is a chance for you all to check up on the accuracy of any of the predictions I’ve made about any of these famous people in past. Just sayin’.)
Kanye West’s favorite subject (Kanye West)
Sinead O’Connor and Miley Cyrus: When Sagittarians collide! (Part One and Part Two)
Take my Joan Rivers, please
Justin Bieber (with a side order of Justin Bieber)
Kim Jong-un is a celebrity? Sure, whatever, just don’t shoot me!
George Zimmerman is a celebrity! Sure, whatever, just don’t shoot me!
What happened to your face, Renee Zellweger?
What happened to YOUR face, Uma Thurman?
What’s with the face, Kim Kardashian?
Robert O’Neill, the Navy SEAL who broke the code
Philip Seymour Hoffman, we hardly knew ye
The charming love life of Charles Manson
Brian Williams, the report who fibbed a little
Bruce and Kris Jenner, then just Bruce Jenner, then Caitlyn Jenner
Embrace the charming darkness of Christopher Lee
Let’s all enjoy the downfall of Robin Thicke!
The death of Paul Walker
Chris Brown; the astrology of a bad temper
Rachel Dolezal and her racial identity question
Bill Cosby. Oh dear, Bill Cosby.
Alec Baldwin gets cranky.
Elan Gale: the reality show producer who made up a story.
Nelson Mandela and Mohandas Gandhi forge Mars into a ploughshare
James Randi, who makes money off of deceiving you about astrology (Part One, Part Two, and Part Three)
Shia Labeouf… or IS he?
Westboro Baptist Church’s Fred Phelps is dead, continues to annoy
Donald Stirling swears he’s not racist, really!
Deserter and human flashpoint Bowe Bergdahl
James Caan needs your lovin’
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin: Tru Luv 4Eva (or not)
Mass murders Elliot Rodger and Michael Jace
Mary Kay LeTourneau: is it love or abuse?
Monica Lewinsky redeems her image
The brief fame of gay trailblazer Michael Sam
Zayn Malik goes in One Direction of his own
The difficult birth chart and bad transits of Lamar Odom
Leonard Nimoy‘s Voyage Home
John Nash: the genius who died stupidly
Halle Berry, you’re single? Give me a call!
…and last but never, ever least…
The day Eric Garner’s life ended and mine changed because of it
Some Showbiz Astrology in General
An astrology lesson from Breaking Bad
What Star Wars can teach you about astrology
Godzilla has a birth chart, and it’s bigger than yours
The Room: birth chart of a terrible movie that refuses to die
Doctor Who: birth chart of a TV legend
Game Of Squares, with Tyrion Lannister
Jupiter, Morality, and Daredevil
Black Mirror and the Uranus-Pluto Square
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