1

If your TV had no remote, would you:

Watch less TV

Watch more TV

Watch the same amount

2

What time do you wake up on the weekend?

Before 7 am

Before 9 am

Before 1 pm

3

You stay in your job because you:

Love the work

Haven't found the right position elsewhere

Are burnt out, but comfortable enough

4

Your neighbors ask you to join their community organization. You:

Accept

Beg off because you sincerely don't have the time

Say no; they are just busybodies

5

When do you pick up your dry cleaning?

I wash everything by hand

The day it's ready

A week or more after it's ready

When I absolutely need the garments

6

How many times a week do you eat cereal as a non-breakfast meal:

4 or more

3

2

0 to 1

7

Whom do you identify most with:

Homer Simpson

Hank Hill

8

How often during long car rides do you use cruise control:

Never

Just on really long rides

Whenever I get a straightaway

9

Of the time you spend on the couch, how much is upright vs. reclining?

90 percent upright

50-50

10 percent upright