(Scene: The bridge of the USS Enterprise. The crew is at their stations doing their jobs as the ship approaches an enormous astrological birth chart. KIRK sits in the command chair while DR. MCCOY stands beside him, looking at the main viewscreen. At the Science Station, SPOCK gazes into his viewer intently.) KIRK: (V.O.) Captain’s…

Looking for love this weekend? Looking for a good time with someone new? Well, I’m sorry — I do readings and I’m not into that sort of thing, no matter how well it pays (rimshot). But if you are in a relationship, or looking for a new one, or simply want to socialize over the…

(Click HERE for the Introduction to the “How To Think With Your Venus” series.) Usually, Signs that are right next to each other don’t seem to have a whole lot in common. However, the last set of neighbors in the Zodiac have a common quality: they’re both a bit… weird. Aquarius wears a tinfoil hat…

(Click HERE for the Introduction to the “How To Think With Your Venus” series.) Both Venus in Sagittarius and Venus in Capricorn can be (as befits their symbols) animals in bed, and/or when pursuing the object of their desires. That may sound like fun until you realize that a Goat will climb almost anything in…

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