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Hey Kids, It’s The Uncle Saturn Show!

posted by Matthew Currie

(SCENE: A brightly lit set at a local television station, decorated like a child’s treehouse. An audience of children await the beginning of the show. Cheerful theme music plays.) ANNOUNCER: Hey kids — it’s time for everyone’s favorite new after […]

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Saturn Launches A Grenade At Brian Williams

posted by Matthew Currie

Some transgressions are worse than others, and sometimes that’s determined by the profession of the transgressor in question. If a politician cheats on his wife it’s bad, but if a preacher does it, it’s terrible. If an actor cheats on his […]

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Saturn In Sagittarius: A Personal Perspective

posted by Matthew Currie

First of all, an apology to all my regular readers. As Saturn in Sagittarius rolls into the exact conjunction with my natal Mercury, sometimes it gets difficult to write. Also: the rest of my life has been nothing to write […]

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Astrology Of 2015: Our Dreams Have Grown Teeth

posted by Matthew Currie

(Part One is HERE.) Let’s start off our look at the the year ahead with a planet that has been moving slowly and hovering in the background of everything: Neptune in Pisces, and the square it forms to Saturn in […]

Transiting Saturn Conjunct Your Neptune: A Steamroller For Your Dreams

posted by Matthew Currie

Even though in many ways my life is going pretty well, I feel a vice-like grip crushing my soul. Astrologers aren’t any more objective about themselves than anyone else is about themselves, when you get right down to it. If […]

Attack Of The Saturn-Uranus Quincunx!

posted by Matthew Currie

One of the classic Hollywood formulas is known as “The Odd Couple.” Even if you aren’t familiar with the term, or haven’t seen the original stage play or movie or TV series the concept is named after, I’m certain you’ve […]

Saturn: The Darth Vader Pez Dispenser Of Karma

posted by Matthew Currie

LJ writes: “I have always wanted to be married, but things have never worked out for me with my love life. I have Saturn in the Seventh House, and I read that this means it’s unlikely to ever happen for […]

The Astrology Of Your Saturn Cycle

posted by Matthew Currie

(Click HERE for “The Astrology Of Your Jupiter Cycle”)   Once a person gets past the very basics of astrology, he or she discovers transits — how the movements of the planets in the sky right now interact with where […]

A Gentle Reminder From Saturn

posted by Matthew Currie

To: Matthew Currie, Astrologer cc: The People Of Planet Earth From: Saturn I am writing to correct you on a matter that you have neglected in your writings for some time. Namely: me. This is the sort of situation that […]

Saturn Retrograde In Scorpio: The Curse Of Ghost Chicken II – The Re-Cluckening

posted by Matthew Currie

Saturn has turned retrograde, stopping at 23 degrees Scorpio and traveling all the way in reverse to 16 degrees Scorpio before moving forward again in July. Some claim retrograde planets are weaker in their overall effects, and others claim they […]

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Annoying But Useful Astrology Aspects, Part 1: The Quincunx
Today and tomorrow: a bit of a sidetrack from my coverage of the major aspects in astrology. Today I'd like to talk to you about the quincunx. Actually, I'd like to be able to like to talk to you about it, but I probably won't like it at all. ...

posted 1:56:24am Aug. 04, 2015 | read full post »

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For August 2015
Knowing when the Moon Void of Course is happening is probably the handiest of all the common astrological techniques. ...

posted 4:45:06pm Jul. 31, 2015 | read full post »

Unanswered Calls To Venus Retrograde In Leo
Venus is still working away and during her job even when she's retrograde. She just tends to be focused on her business more than yours. But go ahead, call her for advice anyway... good luck getting an answer ...

posted 12:44:57am Jul. 31, 2015 | read full post »

Astrology, Compatibility, Mercury, And Cowboy Monkey
It's kind of a cliche, but still true:  the key to a successful relationship is communication. And it's interesting to notice that Mercury, the planet most associated with communications in astrology, is also the most gender-neutral of the ...

posted 8:55:08pm Jul. 30, 2015 | read full post »

Astrology Compatibility: What Does Baby Luna Want?
(Scene: The baby's room in a suburban home. DAD stands over the crib where BABY LUNA is crying. DAD looks completely exhausted and defeated. MOM, looking like she's at the end of her rope as well, enters.) MOM: Any luck? DAD: (Signs ...

posted 11:33:04pm Jul. 29, 2015 | read full post »

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