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Neptune and Chiron Go Direct: The Chimes At Midnight

posted by Matthew Currie

SHALLOW: Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well? FALSTAFF: We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow. SHALLOW: That we have, that we have, that […]

Your Apocalyptic Comet ISON End Of The World Astrology Forecast

posted by Matthew Currie

Comet ISON vaulted dramatically into the headlines yesterday as it suddenly brightened by a full order of magnitude. By “vaulted dramatically into the headlines,” I mean a small percentage of science geeks noticed, and several paranoids uploaded new YouTube videos […]

Alec Baldwin, Please Call Your Astrologer

posted by Matthew Currie

Even without a properly documented time of birth, an astrologer can spot times of trouble coming. A recent example of this is Alec Baldwin, who is having more than his fair share of Jupiter and Uranus issues of late. For […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Pisces

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Fish, the Sign that’s completely surrounded by water yet can’t figure out why it’s always damp. Ruling Planet: Neptune, king of 70% of the Earth’s surface […]

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Astrology And Order: Bieber Victims Unit
Singer, enormous celebrity, and poster child for the results of poor parenting Justin Bieber is once again in legal trouble, this time for smacking his ATV into a minivan and starting a dustup with someone in his hometown of Stratford, Canada. (An aside: both Justin Bieber and myself are Canadian

posted 9:23:24pm Sep. 02, 2014 | read full post »

Joan Rivers, Can We Talk About Your Birth Chart?
Dear Joan: I am sorry to hear about the recent incident that happened during surgery, where you went into cardiac arrest. Your daughter says you are "restin

posted 9:28:08pm Sep. 01, 2014 | read full post »

Neptune And The Food Babe: A Venti Latte Full Of Delusion
(Dear Reader: this blog entry was written as a shamanic channeling of the nature of Neptune, which rules altered states of consciousness. I began writing this article with a full tank of caffeine, and every time throughout the article when you see  *** ...that means I have consumed another full

posted 9:18:55pm Aug. 30, 2014 | read full post »

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For September 2014
(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful th

posted 2:22:37pm Aug. 30, 2014 | read full post »

Your Soulmate Situation Sucks II: Soulmates Are For Suckers!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5xsVHOJQs[/youtube] (CLICK HERE for Part One, "The Astrology Of Why Your Soulmate Situation Sucks") Dear JM: I would like to thank you for your comments on Facebook about my recent blog entry concerning soulmates. I know it may seem odd to some that

posted 1:28:14am Aug. 29, 2014 | read full post »


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