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Taurus Season: Go Ahead, Tease That Bull, I Dare You

The Sun has now entered Taurus, which means it’s that time of years when astrologers bust out all their old synonyms for “pleasure-loving” and “stubborn.” The truth though is that we all need a little stability in this nutty world — especially now as we are in the grip of the Cardinal Grand Cross — and that’s a quality that Taurus And if you don’t like pleasure… well, I suppose by definition you’re obviously missing out on something.

Clichés, by definition, tend to both miss the entire truth and yet capture a certain portion of it. From my perspective? Sun Sign clichés are the bane of my existence as an astrologer (because they reduce the complexity of the human experience to twelve bullet-points). But at the same time, if you’ve ever heard a comedian tossing out jokes based on his or her own family/ethnic/religious background, you know that sort of thing can be pretty entertaining.

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So, with that principle in mind (and with a crash helmet securely in place for those Taureans who are offended by such things), please pull up an easy chair, grab a bucket of french fries, sit back,  and CLICK HERE to enjoy my Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Taurus.

Still with me? Oh, bless you, Taurus, you’re such a kind and forgiving lot.

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My apologies if I’ve caused any offense. Hey, look at the bright side: next month it’ll be Gemini’s turn. In the meantime… Happy Birthday, you guys!

 

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