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Let there be P on earth

posted by Brad Stine

The
atheist idiot ideology is at it again. Apparently taking umbrage with a 19-year
tradition of putting a nativity scene and Christmas tree on the lawn of the
Washington state capitol they responded with a placard denouncing Christianity
as a fairytale and also state that many of the Christmas traditions like
choosing Dec 25 and decorating trees was stolen from the pagans.

Only
an atheist could be self deluded enough to believe insulting a religion they
don’t believe in by sticking up for a religion they don’t believe in could be
considered rational. Reason after all is the god of the atheist and so I
suppose they do have more in common with the pagan since they both worship
creation instead of the creator. The last sentence of the diatribe is as
follows; “Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and
enslaves minds”.

They
make it a point to attack “religion”, wait, ok so who am I kidding? I’ll
re-phrase. They make it a point to attack Christianity
because it’s more dangerous than the other religions? No. It’s much more
pragmatic than that. They know what would happen if they tried this with
Muslims. Apparently atheists and theists agree on one thing, that it’s easier
to debate when you have a head.

It is
times like this that my faiths dictums become truly intrusive especially the
“love your enemy” command. C’mon God, are you sure you didn’t mean beat the
crap out of your enemy and then repent?

I
mean atheists have been emboldened in recent years not to debate the tribe but
instead to insult, malign, attack, disparage and crap on those of us who hold
to traditional Christian worldview. During Christmas season what used to be a
colorful festive time of year that brought a spirit of giving and goodwill to
all Americans has been transformed in to a battle for culture and what we’re
left to show for it, if atheists win, is drab lifeless December. Nothing
beautiful and awe inspiring ever came from an atheist worldview. If religion is
a banquet of hope, atheism is Tofu injected Spam.

Ok atheists
go ahead and take away the communal spirit of Christmas that at least gave
Americans some concept to unite around regardless of religious belief! But what
are you going to replace it with? What exactly does your enlightened point of
view leave us Americans as a legacy? You demand our government respect and
acknowledge your faith in nothingness and yet the only time history has ever
seen atheism rule it ended in over 200,000,000 deaths at the hands of Stalin,
Mao, Pol Pot, and our North Korean gnome Kim Jong il; All that by the way in
under a hundred years.

What
would an atheist Christmas look like anyway? A consistent atheist December
would ban all lighting displays I suppose since red and green in December are
considered Christmas colors and would be offensive to the ignored mauve and
teal. Black bulbs would be the atheist display because it encompasses all
colors and that would be their inclusive gift to us.

They
already have removed trees and nativities but Santa should be out too and
should be fought with the same vigor since he is the only fictional character of the season we can prove doesn’t exist. I’ll let you guys break it to the kids. Tinsel
isn’t biodegradable so nix it because the worship of earth takes precedent to
everything else. Earth is all we get till we die so it ends up being the atheist’s
nirvana.

Earth
is it? How pathetic is that? Yet to eliminate Christmas as we have celebrated
it as a nation since it became a national holiday in 1870 leaves us with what every
atheistic idea does…nothing. Their hatred and bigotry toward God and Christians
in general removes even the sentiment of “peace on earth, goodwill toward men”
and leaves instead the sediment of an open sewer that poisons anything pure
that gets in its way.

They
consider themselves the enlightened ones by plunging humanity into narcissistic
darkness where even the sense of the beautiful is sacrificed for the sake of
human worship and not offending. Well-done atheists, what a wonderful legacy.
I’m sure Marx would be proud. Merry nothingness.

I
have a gift for ya though. A human brain displayed in a jar of urine. That is
the art you have given us, and like a good Christmas fruitcake I figured you
would want it back, it’s obvious you’re not using yours.



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JC

posted December 15, 2010 at 8:38 am


A Holiday Thought…
Aren’t humans amazing? They kill wildlife – birds, deer, all kinds of cats, coyotes, beavers, groundhogs, mice and foxes by the million in order to protect their domestic animals and their feed.
Then they kill domestic animals by the billion and eat them. This in turn kills people by the million, because eating all those animals leads to degenerative – and fatal – health conditions like heart disease, stroke, kidney disease, and cancer.
So then humans spend billions of dollars torturing and killing millions more animals to look for cures for these diseases.
Elsewhere, millions of other human beings are being killed by hunger and malnutrition because food they could eat is being used to fatten domestic animals.
Meanwhile, few people recognize the absurdity of humans, who kill so easily and violently, and once a year send out cards praying for “Peace on Earth.”
~Revised Preface to Old MacDonald’s Factory Farm by C. David Coates~
_____________
Anyone can break this cycle of violence! Everyone has the power to choose compassion!
“Any great change must expect opposition because it shakes the very foundation of privilege.”
Lucretia Coffin Mott, 1793-1880, minister, women’s rights leader, abolitionist, peace activist, humanitarian



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Aurelian

posted December 23, 2010 at 8:00 am


How ironic that you decide to fight the perceived atheist hate with an ever more hateful message.
Good job. Your God must be very proud of you.



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SM

posted January 2, 2011 at 9:38 am


The Truth is offensive, isn’t it? It should be… as Brad says, “that’s when you know you don’t have it.” :-)
An adamant belief in nothing… I’ll bet athiest are the ones who spend $.99 to call up the opinion line to say, “undecided”.



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SM

posted January 2, 2011 at 9:45 am


Now that I think about it, that would be the agnostics.



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Theality Bites

posted January 4, 2011 at 11:44 pm


Having thought about this a while, I’ve come to agree with the line: “Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds”, assuming we take the secular definition of religion that does not imply either theism or atheism.
Unfortunately, many people fail to see that atheists can be just as religious in their thinking as theists.
Christianity is not a religion, it is a worldview. Atheism is not a religion, it is a world view. But when idiots sprout hate and vitriol at those who disagree with them, and picket things like nativity scenes (or gay/military/actors funerals for that matter) trying to spoil it for the rest of us, *that* is religion.



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