2016-07-27
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So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll beat you all up!

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'  
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