For years, Jews and Christians of all ages have debated the merits of their respective holidays. It's
been a source of controversy almost as long as the argument over who killed you-know-who. Admittedly,
the holiday debate hasn't been quite as intense as that. Still, this eternal question arouses strong
passions. Until now, there has never been any objective comparison of the two December gift-giving
holidays.
Here, at last, readers have an opportunity to make up their own minds on this issue. With a completely impartial neutrality, I present the results of an exhaustive comparative study.
CHANUKAH | CHRISTMAS | |
Pronunciation | HAN-eh-kuh, sometimes pronounced with a gutteral ch (not SHA-nu-kay) |
KRISS-mess |
Date | Dec. 4-11 (varies annually) | Dec. 25 (the same old day every year) |
Gift-giving days | Eight | Only one (OK, theoretically 12) |
Traditional foods | Delicious potato pancakes (latkes), homemade applesauce, luscious red wine |
Turkey, Wonder bread, soggy pumpkin pie |
Ornaments | Elegant candelabra (menorah) | Oversized fir trees, silly aluminum balls, garlands of popcorn |
Customs | Playing with charming spinning top (dreidel), playing hide-and-seek for money (gelt), singing ancient exotic songs |
Watching TV, singing jingles, drinking eggnog |
Traditional gifts | Sports cars, HDTV consoles, Palm Pilot handheld computing devices, cell phones, mink stoles |
Perfume, handkerchiefs, toaster ovens |
Reason for celebrating | The inspiring revolt of the Maccabees against tyranny and the triumphant recapture of the Temple in Jerusalem |
Birth of a single child in Bethlehem |
Miracles | The burning of the Temple's "Eternal Light" for eight days with only a day's supply of oil. |
Virgin birth |
Principal hero | Judah "the Hammer" Maccabee | Jesus Christ |
Holiday hassles | Counting gifts | Buying trees, decorating the house, returning gifts |
Vacations | Yes (but not for Gentiles) | Yes (all schools and offices closed) |
Commercialism | None | Omnipresent |
__These, then, are the major differences between the two holidays. By coolly examining the facts, readers will finally be able to answer for themselves the age-old controversy. I personally haven't made up my mind yet. |