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Thirsty Visitor
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Daily Joke A Texan is visiting Israel, and feeling thirsty, he stops at a house along the road. “Can you give me a drink of water?” asks the Texan. “Of course,” says the Israeli, and invites the Texan to come in. “What do you do?” says the Texan.”I raise a few chickens,” says the Israeli.…
Will the Real Bride Please Stand Up?
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Daily Joke Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. “This young man agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they began arguing until the King called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, “and I…
A Good Pun is Its Own Reward
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Daily Joke – A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. – Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. – Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. – A hangover is the wrath of grapes. – Sea captains don’t like crew cuts. – Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?…
Chin Chin
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Daily Joke Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors. The judge looked at Chin-Chin’s lawyer and proclaimed, “Thirty eyewitnesses saw your client pay for dinner, shoot up the place, and leave. Security cameras caught the…
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