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For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)
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Daily Joke 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.…
Space Monkeys
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Daily Joke NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA’s mission control center announced, “This…
Bats
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Daily Joke A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him…
Funny Cat Quotes
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Daily Joke “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Anonymous “There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast.” -Anonymous “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley…
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