Oh My Stars

(Editor’s Note: Matthew Currie is unavailable today, having suddenly turned Void of Course. In his place we present Guest Blogger and YouTuber Weaseldamus! Click on each amazing prophesy to make it even bigger and more incredible!)

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Weaseldamus is a North American member of the Mustelidae family who is the reincarnation of famous astrologer Nostradamus — and he has the birth chart to prove it! Weaseldamus has been a professional astrologer for about six months (which is like fifteen years in people terms). In his spare time he brags about how he’s a better astrologer than everyone else, and frequently blasts those who don’t believe him in their faces with a thick, oily, yellowish fluid secreted by his anal glands.

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