ARIES
“Hmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway…”
TAURUS
“Ah, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over!”
GEMINI
“Let me drive. I can handle this one.”
CANCER
(Sobbing) “No one helped me cross the street when I was a kid”
LEO
“Remember when you used to do things like that for me? You know, before you started taking me for granted?”
VIRGO
“Actually, by my measurements, it’s a twelve point five percent grade…”
LIBRA
“Will you still love me when I’m that age?”
SCORPIO
“Are they uncovering something… or trying to bury it?”
SAGITTARIUS
“Yee-ha! Free massage while you drive. Speed up, the suspension can take it!”
CAPRICORN
“Chill out! We’re saving a fortune on gas being stuck behind this tractor!”
AQUARIUS
“That’s unfair! Big Oil must be behind this. I’m starting a letter-writing campaign…”
PISCES
“I sure know that feeling…”
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