God's Comic

Here are some facts you may not know to brighten your day.
Mao Zedong is responsible for the deaths of between 40 and 70 million people during the Cultural Revolution. Chairman Mao was a communist, which can only mean one thing, that all communists murder their own people….. and lots of them.
Joseph Stalin was an atheist. Stalin is credited with murdering in cold blood around 20 million people which means that all atheists are mass murderers as well.
Richard Ramirez the “night stalker” murdered 13 people and as a Mexican it was proof that all Mexicans are serial killers.
Jeffrey Dahmer murdered and ate 17 men and boys, and since he was gay, proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that all gay men are murderers and cannibals.
Aileen Wuornos killed 7 men in Florida, which proves the fact that we all suspected, that all women are serial killers.
Now I’m curious, does any of that make any sense to anybody out there; hopefully not? The point was that every group has freaks, idiots and psychopaths. Yesterday one of these psychos reared his ugly head in Norway.
Anders Behring Breivik blew up a federal building and then made his way over to a youth camp and began to assassinate 60 plus kids one by one with a rifle. This nutcase then was described in the press as a “Christian fundamentalist”?
Really? I have been a Christian my whole life and have read the Bible extensively and yet don’t remember the verse, “and Jesus made his way out from the multitude, and when he found a nice spot, began to shoot them with arrows until they were dead”.
The guy apparently hates Muslims and to prove it, he decided to murder a bunch of non -Muslim kids from Norway. So he is either a psychopath, or a moron. I bring this up because Christians always denounce this evil, that’s right relativist, EVIL in human nature even as the Norwegian government is already seeking psychological counseling for this poor misguided human.
I want you to keep your eyes open though please to the articles, commentaries and op-eds that are coming that will denounce Christianity as dangerous and evil. Watch the bandwagon as anti -Christian bigots, the same ones that refuse to denounce Muslim fanatics as such, begin to attack my people and our faith.
When it happens just remember the statistics I sighted earlier. It will make it easier to single out the illogic of the broad-brush and be able to identify the hate filled bigotry towards Christians that will emerge from this.
I can’t stop it, but at least I can expose it before it happens. Besides, it makes me look like a prophet, which is good in my religion!


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