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The Cancer Horoscope And Pep Talk, 2014-2015

posted by Matthew Currie

(SCENE: The Astrological Locker Room, at halftime. CANCER sits alone, slumped over with face in both hands. THE COACH enters and blows a whistle, startling CANCER out of the dejection, momentarily.) COACH: Okay, listen up! You’re doing great out there […]

Your Weekly Horoscope, June 23-29, 2014 (Plus Otters!)

posted by Matthew Currie

There is more than the usual dose of the crazy, unhinged, weird and explosive going on this week, thanks in large part to an opposition between Mars in Libra and Uranus in Aries. So before we get into that, let’s […]

Write Your Own Sun Sign Forecast, I Dare You!

posted by Matthew Currie

(Please note: Matthew’s air conditioning has broken down in the middle of our current heat wave, and is in no shape to provide the serious dissertation on the philosophical and metaphysical underpinnings of Traditional Hellenistic Astrology as originally planned. In […]

Full Moon In Sagittarius 2014: Jump NOW!

posted by Matthew Currie

I often find myself saying things like “the New Moon is a time to start something new” or “the Full Moon is a time when temporary tensions can make things break down,” or something like that. I tend to say […]

Previous Posts

I Watched Them Kill Eric Garner
First of all, to my regular readers: there will be precious little astrology in this blog entry. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming next time. To everyone else: welcome. My name is Matthew. I am a writer and an astrological counselor. It is my job to (among other things) help p

posted 10:04:50pm Jul. 21, 2014 | read full post »

Weekly Horoscope For Those Still Earthbound, July 21-27, 2014
Bad news, everyone: it appears we may all be stuck with this place a little longer than we had hoped. Scientists have announced the first habitable exoplanet discovered, Gliese 581, may not be a planet at all, but simply a misinterpretation of the data. Yes, I am as disappointed as the rest of you,

posted 1:33:04am Jul. 20, 2014 | read full post »

The Astrology Of A Customer Service Call
Today: a special blog entry that everyone can enjoy, whether they're into astrology or not. If you are a fan of astrology, read on. If not, skip ahead to the part after the video. Either way, everyone wins! *** Astrology can predict the general course of a day, but just because you're having "good

posted 7:16:52pm Jul. 17, 2014 | read full post »

Fun And Fabulous Prizes With Jupiter In Leo!
Astrologers tend to get terribly excited when Jupiter changes Sign, particularly when it's entering one with a reputation for being "fun" like Leo does. When that happens, it's time for the astrologers to break out all the keywords like "expansive" and "growth" and "wow, I had such a great time –

posted 10:56:02am Jul. 16, 2014 | read full post »

Let's All Enjoy Robin Thicke's Pluto Square!
(WARNING: Your Humble Astrologer is still in the final throes of transiting Mars square his natal Mars, and is thus still a bit prone to crankiness. You've been warned.) When transiting Pluto is square where it was in your birth chart, it can represent a monumental challenge to the very core of y

posted 1:23:28pm Jul. 14, 2014 | read full post »


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