Brothers and sisters! Join me now as we lay hands upon the Mighty Mouse Button and press “play.”
Are you tired of life getting you down? Have the Uranus-Pluto square and Saturn in Scorpio and the Saturn Uranus quincunx broken your spirit or robbed you of your sanity? Are you having a hard time seeing the light at the end of the tunnel? Is it beginning to seem like that big old roulette wheel in the sky isn’t turning up the transits you need to make your life a happier place?
Venus and Jupiter are here to help you change all that!
You see, astrology is more than simply what the planets are doing to you. It’s what you do with them. And late on Sunday/early Monday, something very special is happening. Venus and Jupiter will both be exactly conjunct and parallel — a double-strength conjunction, if you will — and will be in the sky so bright and strong together that it’s expected to dramatically increase the number of UFO reports that come in. But this is no alien invasion… it’s a harbinger of hope!
Yes, you heard me: real hope, up in the sky! Testify!
You see, whatever it is that’s been keeping you down lately… an unhappy love life, finanaces, your lousy job, that terrible diet or yours, the place you live in or would rather be… you can DO something about it. And whenever you start out on a new project or activity, that beginning has a birth chart.
At 1:21 AM Eastern on Monday morning /10:21 PM Sunday night Pacific, Venus and Jupiter will be joined at 7 degrees Leo, lending any new projects a whole lot of luck and love. Now, at that time the Moon will be approaching a square to Mercury and another square to Neptune… which I admit is kind of crazy, but if crazy is what you need for a breakthrough, this will be the time to make it happen. And if you want an “all clear signal” to initiate your new action, wait until about 8:30 AM Monday morning (or if you’re on the West Coast, drag your butt out of bed at about 5:30 AM… it’ll be worth it) to initiate your new plan of action.
If you want a new love life, get a personal ad ready to post somewhere you haven’t put one up before. Yeah, I know, Internet dating, sure… but still, you are initiating action. If you want a new job, have an application ready to roll so you can just click “send” on that e-mail. If you want to improve your finances, sit down and officially commit to a new budget or game plan you’ve done up for yourself. If you want to look better, get up and do your hair or something, with the confident conscious knowledge that you are starting a new cycle.
Whatever it is that needs changing in your life, make a new plan, follow through, and get results. You’ve got the power, so do something with it!
Can I get an Amen up in here?