"God is a man. He lives in England."
--Jonah, 3
"God is in everything! He's in a pony! He's in the grass the pony eats!"
--Aurora, 4
"God lives way up in space, so if you want to see God, you have to be an astronaut."
--Jacob, 4
"I see God at church every Sunday. He has long sleeves up to here and long pants, and he wears a robe."
--Noah, 5
"God is a man who throws thunderbolts. Zeus and God were brothers."
--Jack, 6
"God looks like Grandpa."
--Willow, 8
Q. Why did God create the world?
"He did it for fun, really. The world is like a big, giant TV for God."
--Zachary, 7
"Because otherwise there wouldn't be anything around, since the dinosaurs were dead."
--J.C., 8
"So people could have homes."
--Dennis, 7
