Three in a Tornado
A Wiccan, a Christian, and an atheist are walking casually down a street, talking amongst themselves in a friendly manner when they spot a tornado headed straight for them.
The Wiccan outstretches her arms to the sky and says frantically, "O Lord and Lady!"
The Christian falls hard to his knees, "O Jesus help me, Jesus be with me!"
The atheist turns and grabs ahold of the nearest tree, and says, "Oh nooooooo!"