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Imam Mahdi Funny: Hey, Mahahaharaj. Swami Mahahaharaj: Yes? Imam Mahdi Funny: How many motivational speakers does it take to change a light bulb? Swami Mahahaharaj: Hmmm...I don't know. How many? A. One to do it, and every other one on earth to stand around saying that they did it first in the 80s.

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