2019-11-11

King Solomon's Menagerie


A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, "Who's your favorite person in the Bible?" Susie said, "King Solomon." "Can you tell us why?" "Because he was so nice to ladies and to animals." "What do you mean?" "He had six hundred wives and three hundred porcupines." - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Arkansasannie
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