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Q: Why do pagan girls make the best wives? A: Because they will worship the ground you walk on.
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A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless. The groom stood at the altar...
An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time. Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying...
A man lost two buttons from his shirt and put them in his pants pocket. But the pocket had a hole, so the buttons fell into his shoe. Unfortunately, the...
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Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you sure you’re prepared for it?”...
Q: Photons have mass? A: I didn’t even know they were Catholic! This joke was reprinted from " The Book of Catholic Jokes " by Deacon Tom Sheridan, with...
A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover that the other driver was a Franciscan. “It was my fault,” each insisted—as...
A priest and a rabbi met at the annual July 4th picnic. They were old friends and loved to tease one another. "This baked ham is really good,” said the...
After Friday prayers an Imam announced to the people: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building...
Q. Why are Jewish men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage? A. Because they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Joke shared by Beliefnet...
Of course Jesus was Jewish. He was 30-years-old, lived with his parents, worked in the family business, and his mom thought he was God's gift to earth....
Q. What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails so long and beautiful? A. Nothing, nothing at all. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member...
The mayor of a Jewish village decided to create an additional room in their home. His wife spoke to the general contractor for some time. They laughed...
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