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HUM☺R – Texting for Seniors – R☺TFL☺L !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Donna Calvin
Texting for Seniors Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors: ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT –…
HUM☺R (OR WISDOM) – A LITTLE OF BOTH – PARAPROSDOKIANS
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Donna Calvin
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| “Paraprosdokian” definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian. Enj☺y! 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and…
HUM☺R – California Man Referred to Psych Observation
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Donna Calvin
You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation. It occurred when he was found to own 100 guns, and allegedly had (by rough estimate) one million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. My favorite quote from a…
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