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Frog in Love
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A frog is praying for love. Every day he sends his petitions to the Lord with no response. Finally, he has a dream and he’s sure the Lord has spoken to him in his sleep saying: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog…
Going Global
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Daily Joke Who Said “Going Global” Was Easy? In a brush with embarrassment, Colgate sold a toothpaste called Cue in France. Cue just happened to be the name of a French pornographic magazine. Coors’ “Turn It Loose” slogan didn’t go over so well in Spain, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea.” Clairol’s “Mist…
Corporate Structure
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Daily Joke Chairman of The Board – Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God. President – Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding…
Speed Limit
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Daily Joke Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He says to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that…
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