Good news, everyone! It seems your problems aren’t as bad as you thought. Actually your problems don’t even exist… and neither do you!  *** No, I’m not going all Buddhist or Philosophy Major on LSD here. Long story short: physicists have long predicted the existence of a particle called “the Higgs boson,” which is the…

It was Thursday evening, and Little Miss New Age lit the candles that she set aside for her New Moon affirmations to coincide with the New Moon at 5 degrees Cancer that was coming up early Friday morning. “I love the New Moon,” she said to her cat Glinda, who paid no attention at all.…

(SCENE: The Astrological Locker Room, at halftime. CANCER sits alone, slumped over with face in both hands. THE COACH enters and blows a whistle, startling CANCER out of the dejection, momentarily.) COACH: Okay, listen up! You’re doing great out there kid, great! You’re halfway through the Uranus-Pluto square! The next exact date happens in December,…

There is more than the usual dose of the crazy, unhinged, weird and explosive going on this week, thanks in large part to an opposition between Mars in Libra and Uranus in Aries. So before we get into that, let’s all relax by watching some otters play a keyboard. There, feel better? Good. Now… look…

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