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The Sign: Pisces, the Fish The Hero: Groot, Guardians Of The Galaxy Known For: Doesn’t look intimidating, and isn’t… until he very suddenly becomes very intimidating. Lives with his best friend. Actually, his best friend lives on Groot, but he’s […]

The Sign: Aquarius, the Water Bearer The Hero: Superman, DC Comics and various works Known For: Leaving his dying world behind as an infant and becoming the greatest protector of his new-found home world, despite both being an undocumented alien […]

The Sign: Capricorn, the Goat The Hero: Sarah Connor, the Terminator films Known For: Transforming herself from a meek waitress into a human killing machine in order to protect her son from inhuman killing machines, because that was the only […]

The Sign: Sagittarius, the Archer The Hero: The Doctor, Doctor Who Known For: Wandering through time and space, never quite showing up where or when he planned to, stumbling into a situation where he could get killed but surviving and […]

The Sign: Scorpio, the Scorpion The Hero: Walter White, Breaking Bad Known For: Creating “Heisenberg Blue,” the purest and most popular crystal meth in the American Southwest (and eventually Europe), as a creative way to finance his medical treatment for […]

The Sign: Libra, the Balance The Hero: Emma Peel, The Avengers (TV series) Known For: Solving weird and complicated threats to Britain as an intrepid amateur alongside her dapper professional espionage partner John Steed — and yet never, ever coming […]

The Sign: Virgo, the virgin The Hero: Sherlock Holmes, various works by Arthur Conan Doyle and others Known For: A keen intellect, almost supernatural deductive powers, compulsively driven to see the Universe put back in its proper order…  that is, […]

The Sign: Leo, the lion The Hero: T’Challa (The Black Panther), Marvel comics and films Known For: Being royalty (by both birthright and having earned it) of the coolest country on his continent, if not the world. Brilliant, athletic, noble […]

The Sign: Cancer, the crab The Hero: Hellboy, various comics and films. Known For: Difficult parental issues (was literally born in Hell) and generally downplaying his past (despite being both the heir to a throne and a descendant of King […]

The Sign: Gemini, the Twins The Hero: Elric of Melniboné, various works by Michael Moorcock Known For: Traveling through various dimensions and fighting the Cosmic Forces of either Law or Chaos… whichever one is in the lead at the time. […]