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  A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and […]

      Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know […]

Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; Can you help?’ Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’ Customer: ‘It’s on the door of the business.’ Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that they are open.’ […]

 Friars and Cannibals  wo cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of […]

From: “acoop” ( “The Computer is Down” Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll have […]

Two young businessmen in Connecticut were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the […]

“Noah’s Top 10” 10. Strange! We haven’t seen another boat for weeks. 9. If only I’d brought along more rhino litter! 8. How many times around this place makes a mile? 7. I never want to sleep in a waterbed […]

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys’ mother […]

Atheist Prayer-line They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.           Author is Unknown  

A SPECIAL HYMN A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And […]