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HUM☺R – Or maybe it’s for real?

posted by Donna Calvin

Want to see more Anti-Obama Billboards? – – – Click here ▬> http://blog.beliefnet.com/watchwomanonthewall/?p=8181 :~:~:~: ☺☺☺☺☺      HUM☺R      ☺☺☺☺☺   ……………………………………………………………………………………………………. If you don’t think this is funny, maybe it’s because you lost your retirement in the latest stock market […]

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HUM☺R – IT’S SO HOT AND DRY IN TENNESSEE….

posted by Donna Calvin

  IT’S SO HOT AND DRY IN TENNESSEE….              …..the birds have to use potholders to               pull the worms out of the ground.                             ….the trees are whistling for the dogs.               ….the best parking […]

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HUM☺R – How Old Are Your Eyes?

posted by Donna Calvin

Watchwoman: Don’t wish for a million bucks.  I already did and I didn’t get it.  But I did get an email from some guy in Nigeria promising me a $100,000 if I just send him $100 bucks!   But I […]

Sick HUM☺R – Amazing photo as Aircraft slams in to 4 buildings

posted by Donna Calvin

Disaster: Amazing photo shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the […]

HUM☺R that ain’t so funny if it happened to you!

posted by Donna Calvin

Watchwoman: I got this from an online friend and it urged me to Send this to all my female friends…so I’m posting it where women can read it.  ▬ Donna Calvin ☺   ☺   ☺   ☺   ☺   ☺   ☺   ☺   ☺ […]

HUM☺R – They Walk Among Us and THEY VOTE

posted by Donna Calvin

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made […]

HUM☺R – J☺KE – Woman Lost

posted by Donna Calvin

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.? She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me?? I promised a friend I would meet […]

Humor – Video – Obummer! by Christina Houston

posted by Donna Calvin

Music parody Obummer! to the tune of Donna by Richie Valens.                      

HUM☺R – This is a true story. It happened to my brother-in-law!

posted by Donna Calvin

Today I was the Dollar Store across from where I live. While walking through the candy isle and loading up on cheap movie theater munchies, I came across a large version of those delightful little wiggle “Gummy Worms”! These guys […]

HUM☺R – Heat Wave!

posted by Donna Calvin

Hum☺r – THE FOOD POLICE’S TOP 10 TO SOLVE The Obesity Epidemic

posted by Donna Calvin

REMEMBER THIS IS HUM☺R   Hey Gang, A friend told me tonight that maybe there really is global warming.  And I said Nahhh we just went through one of the coldest winters on record.  Its just the age of extremes.  […]

Hum☺r – Clean Comedy from Tim Clue – Debt (Video)

posted by Donna Calvin

HUM☺R – Amish humor, Kids who can’t read cursive, Biden, Seniors, A Really Bad Day

posted by Donna Calvin

Amish Humor Sign behind an Amish carriage: “Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!” (Hummmmm, wonderin’ is that Amish buggy black or green?  Just musing????) :~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:   A Really Bad Day The following is seen in […]

Remember it’s HUM☺R – D☺n’t thr☺w a fit!

posted by Donna Calvin

    Saving President Obama One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys. Obama thanked them and said he’d give them all one thing in the whole world. The first boy asked for […]

Humor ☺Clean Jokes ☺

posted by Donna Calvin

600 Story Hotel Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first […]

Stress Test (This is serious!)

posted by Donna Calvin

STRESS I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress […]

HUMOROUS AND GREAT STORY THEY SWEAR IS TRUE!

posted by Donna Calvin

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light […]

HUMOR! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

posted by Donna Calvin

After being married for thirty years….a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks….. “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, […]

Clean Jokes that will still make you laugh! Friars & Cannibals, The Ugly Baby, The Bribe, & Road Trip

posted by Donna Calvin

 Friars and Cannibals  wo cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of […]

Clean Jokes! “The Computer is Down”, “CHILD TALK”, “Mommy, please”, “A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE”, “leap year”, “Star in the East?”

posted by Donna Calvin

From: “acoop” (acoop@integrityonline30.com) “The Computer is Down” Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll have […]

HUMOR! Seniors Strike Again!

posted by Donna Calvin

Two young businessmen in Connecticut were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the […]

“Noah’s Top 10″

posted by Donna Calvin

“Noah’s Top 10″ 10. Strange! We haven’t seen another boat for weeks. 9. If only I’d brought along more rhino litter! 8. How many times around this place makes a mile? 7. I never want to sleep in a waterbed […]

Humor – or maybe not so much. You decide if it’s funny. If you don’t think it’s funny, we’ll all know why…………

posted by Donna Calvin

A List That Explains Most Everything   When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.                         They can then pick their reasons from […]

Humor! “I’m old enough to be able to post this and not get called names!”

posted by Donna Calvin

Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids! Wisdom Of A Retiree !! I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired? Well..I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, one of […]

DARK HUMOR – If this makes you laugh, maybe you’re just a tiny bit “wicked” (tee hee)

posted by Donna Calvin

Here’s our Green Technology at Work – Wind Turbine Donna, I am wicked – this made me laugh! Sallie So much for our zero carbon footprint!!       =

A Joke and “Obama at Bat” Humorous Video

posted by Donna Calvin

Question#1: How do you make Conservatives foam at the mouth? Answer: Tell them lies. Question#2: How do you get Liberals to foam at the mouth? Answer: Tell them the truth  

Jokes – “Where is God?”

posted by Donna Calvin

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys’ mother […]

Jokes! It takes a 100 points to get to heaven!

posted by Donna Calvin

100 points to get into Heaven   A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates.  St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell […]

Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line

posted by Donna Calvin

Atheist Prayer-line They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.           Author is Unknown  

Video – Jokes – Humor by Ronald Regan! LOL!!!

posted by Donna Calvin

Watchwoman Laments: President Ronald Reagen’s sense of humor, his way of telling a joke, and his conservative policies, are just some of the reasons we all loved Ronald Reagan.  Oh, how I miss him! ▬ Donna Calvin Enjoy! Hilarious Joke About Democrat […]

Internet Proverbs – The geek shall inherit the earth.

posted by Donna Calvin

INTERNET PROVERBS 1. Home is where you hang your @. 2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can’t teach a new […]

Humor: Three animals were having a drink in a cafe…

posted by Donna Calvin

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the waiter laid the check on the table. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”     “I’ve spent my last […]

This just might be the funniest joke I’ve ever read!

posted by Donna Calvin

Splinters in Her Crotch! A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points […]

Funny Clean Jokes

posted by Donna Calvin

A SPECIAL HYMN A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And […]

Funny Cartoons

posted by Donna Calvin

ENJOY!!!                          

ROTFLOL!!!!! Dear President Obama

posted by Donna Calvin

A letter to the President of the United States of America:   Dear President Obama: I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 […]

HUMOR: Only in America can we joke about the TSA…

posted by Donna Calvin

ROTFLOL “According to the TSA, most of the people protesting the new body search procedures are men. At last they’re getting to see what it’s like to be groped by someone who won’t take no for an answer.” –Jay Leno […]

Funny Clean Computer Jokes

posted by Donna Calvin

Exercise Joke For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. […]

Joke: You can always count on me to make you smile

posted by Donna Calvin

A funeral director asked a young minister to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery, […]

Don’t take him seriously – Christian Comedian Jeff Allen on ADHD

posted by Donna Calvin

Humor! Does your boss act before he gets the facts? You’ll love this!

posted by Donna Calvin

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to […]

Photo of the Day to Make Your Day!

posted by Donna Calvin

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go?

posted by Donna Calvin

Penguins Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird […]

Tee Hee! Tee Hee! – Shampoo Alert!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Donna Calvin

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says “for extra volume […]

Laugh, the Bible says a Merry Heart Does Us Good!

posted by Donna Calvin

Who doesn’t enjoy a good, hearty belly laugh.  My Rx for you, my friends today, is watch this video and LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH! A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: […]

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