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Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist, Coach, Motivational Speaker and Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal send their heartfelt love and wish you a very happy Christmas.

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Sometimes, people have to see the picture of failure before they can be motivated toward success! Tongue-in-cheek style, today, Our Lady of Weight Loss and Janice Taylor give to you “10 Stay Fat Holiday Diet Tips” that are guaranteed to help you succeed in NOT losing weight this holiday season!!!

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Are you spending Christmas alone? New Year’s Eve without a date? Kwanzaa with no one to celebrate? Lighting Chanukah candles solo? Take heart. You’re not the only one! Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist, Coach and author to the rescue!

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Ho, Ho – Hold on there! I know … it’s easy to throw your hands up in the air and say, “It’s okay. It’s the holidays. I’ll straighten up and eat right in January.” But will you get a handle on things come the New Year? And if you do, how much damage will you have suffered? Here, Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist & Coach, offers you a downloadable version of the 10 Commandments of Holiday Weight Loss!

Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist and Coach, shares with you a Christmas Song that is guaranteed to get you smiling and shakin’ your booty big time!

Laugh it up while you slim down! Want to play “The Traffic Light Game” with Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist & Coach and Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal? Quick weight loss guaranteed?

Janice Taylor, 50 pound big-time-loser, Weight Loss Artist, Author & Coach and Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal, team up here and dish out “21 Tips: Thanksgiving Survival Guide.” A must read for any and all who are or who are not celebrating Thanksgiving. Either way – you’re gonna’ have to survive the day!

Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist author and coach, asks: “What if I were to tell you that you would definitely lose weight – and lots of it – if only you followed Commandment #5 from Our Lady of Weight Loss’s TEN COMMANDMENTS of PERMANENT FAT REMOVAL. Would you be interested in that?”

Have you made giving up sugar year after year? Have you tried giving up the three c’s (cookies, cakes and candy) over and over again? Were you up-ended by a deep and inexplicable craving for Dulce de Leche Caramel Haagen Dazs ice cream? Are you a sugar addict?

This “Kill the Craving” post is hot off the Our Lady of Weight Loss Permanent Fat Removal Factory press! Both Our Lady of Weight Loss and Janice Taylor, your weight loss coach, are determined to change the ‘fat tide,’ and enable you to Wake Up Thinner on New Year’s Day!