Our Lady of Weight Loss

Our Lady of Weight Loss


My Arse Hurts

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A Kick in the Tush Club member sent me the above card. So funny! Thanks to SJ!
I just had to pass it on to you all.
And … in hopes of keeping us honest, here follows an Easter Candy Chart.
Easter Candy
/ Calories
25 small jellybeans / 140
5 peeps / 160
1 – lg. 7 oz. bunny / 1050 (wow! my arse does hurt!)
1 Cadbury Creme egg / 170
1 hard boiled Easter egg / 76 (as if!!)
Happy Easter.
Spread the word (NOT the icing!) …
Janice



  • Crystal

    Thank you very much for this!!

  • Robin

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time – thank you for that funny Easter greeting – I really needed it this morning!!
    LOL
    Robin

  • Diane

    Thank you for the funny easter greeting. I needed a good laugh.
    Diane

  • Diana

    This is scary day…the day after Easter half price candy day…

  • cindy

    I passed up on the “PEEPS” although (they are irresistable to some people I do believe!!??) The chocolate bunnies were hilarious!! Can’t imagine who would be soo clever to make note of such adorable bunnies? The jelly beans are the best…but once on your lips forever on your hips….oh oh….Thanks for the calorie info…..

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