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The Sign: Aries, The Ram

The Villain: Jason Voorhees from the Friday The 13th films

Known For: Aggressive opposition to teen sex, protecting his environment from campers, casual disregard for fashion standards, dogged determination. Relentless. Refuses to stay dead. Fondness for sharp objects. Doesn’t stop until his problem is solved. Unfortunately, that problem might be you.

Favorite Things: Jason had a bad childhood, but he’s not the kind of person who’s going to lie around on a therapist’s couch moaning about it. Jason loves to take direct action and confront his psychological issues by externalizing them. Then, he eviscerates them. That approach has save him a small fortune in counseling costs.

Quote: None (Jason doesn’t have time to talk things over)

Compatible With: Leo and Sagittarius

Redeemable?: Um… sure. Just as soon as you and everyone else on the planet gets as far away from him as possible, as soon as possible.

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