Prayables - Psalm 136:1 - Scripture

Blog: Forever

Cary and Nan are very much in love. In fact— they’re so much in love that they consider themselves soul mates. Oh, and did I mention they fight constantly and are considering divorce? It seems that even the best of couples can face insurmountable challenges in their marriage. To borrow a phrase from the legendary Tina Turner, “What’s love got to do with it?”

I was a guest at a wedding recently. The ceremony was joyous, fun, tasteful, and completely devoid of any mention of God. I was surprised to find that I didn’t mind it one bit. The bride is Jewish, the groom is Christian, and the officiant was religiously neutral. No one was offended, and traditional customs from both faiths were upheld. The vows were centered on the couple’s love for each other. They claim to be soul mates. I believe them.

But being soul mates, like marriage, doesn’t always mean forever. There is only One forever: God. Everything and everyone, comes and goes, God remains.

- Susan Diamond

Joke: Funny Religious Jokes

The funeral was held way back in the country and the young minister got lost on the way. When he arrived an hour late, he saw a backhoe and crew, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The workmen were eating lunch. The diligent pastor went to the open grave to find the vault lid in place.... but still he poured out his heart and preached an impassioned and lengthy service.

Returning to his car, the young minister felt that he had done his duty and he would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of his tardiness. As he got into his car, he overheard one of the workers say, "You know George, I've been putting in septic tanks for 25 years, and I ain't never seen anything like that before; sort of gives new meaning to the term "Holy Crap."

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