This is going to be a drive-by, nothing more. She stealthily winds her way down the cul-de-sac. Her eyes enjoy only a brief glance at the treasures on display. It's garage sale season, but Peggy is on the wagon. Finances are tight at the DelMonico household. Last year, Peggy learned the hard way: Too many stops at thrift shops and rummage sales can turn a good deal into a bad one. Her bank account was overdrawn because of all the impulse purchases she made while bargain-hunting. This year, things are different. Peggy made a decision to end non-essential buying. Temptation is everywhere: Daily Deals in her email, garage sale signs poking up at busy intersections, a cardboard display at the cash register. And yet, Peggy draws from her inner strength and has managed to resist the lure of a great bargain. The best deal she ever made, is the one she renews each day— gratitude to the One who provides for every need.
Joke: Funny Truths
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a sarcasm font. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Bad decisions make good stories. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.