Playing the Game
There was a dumb bunny sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the bunny to play a game of intelligence with him. The bunny was reluctant, so the lawyer offered him 10 to 1 odds. He told him that every time he could not answer his question, he owed him $5, but every time he could not answer him, he'd give him $50. The lawyer figured the bunny was so dumb, he could not lose, and the bunny thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the dumb bunny handed him $5. The bunny then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the dumb bunny $50.00. The bunny put the $50 into his pocket quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?" The dumb bunny glanced at him with a smirk on his face and handed him a $5 bill.