<h3><!-- link deleted --><img style="" src="http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/8B3159C657364B1DBAB9310C6958D0FE.ashx?w=150&hash=94C6C915DCD01DEEE8F50537B17A63034AD34BE5" alt="dailychuckle" class="" align=""></h3> A juggler who was driving to his next performance was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.<br><br>"I juggle them in my act."<br><br>"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.<br><br>A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!" <span> <table border="0" align="left"> <tbody> <tr> <td></td> </tr> </tbody> </table></span>