<h3> <!-- link deleted --> <img alt="dailychuckle" src="http://www.beliefnet.com/%7E/media/8B3159C657364B1DBAB9310C6958D0FE.ashx" style="margin: 10px; float: right;"> </h3> A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." <p style="margin-bottom: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px;">The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." <br> <br> The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"</p>