Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
(Isn't it already sour?)