2016-07-27
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dailychuckleDuring the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews.

Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?!"

Tommy answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!"

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