When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was "Always."
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
You can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin, and still have room left for The Lord's Prayer.
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first “pill” that comes along.
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.