2017-03-27
Women have said some hilarious things about men and relationships. Feisty females such as Mae West, Katharine Hepburn, and Cher have been supplying us funny quotes for eons. We rounded up some famous favorite quotes, ranging from the corny to the oh-so-funny!&nbsp; With no offense meant to your hubby or honey, sons or favorite male folk, see if you can remember or guess which famous female said the following funny lines and funny quotes about men and relationships. <br />
1

When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was "Always."

2

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

3

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

4

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

5

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I also know that I'm not blonde.

6

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

7

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

8

You can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin, and still have room left for The Lord's Prayer.

9

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

10

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

11

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first “pill” that comes along.

12

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

13

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

14

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

15

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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