2022-06-24
1

When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was "Always."

2

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

3

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

4

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

5

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I also know that I'm not blonde.

6

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

7

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

8

You can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin, and still have room left for The Lord's Prayer.

9

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

10

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

11

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first “pill” that comes along.

12

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

13

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

14

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

15

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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