Gen Xers Jenny Isenman

As a Gen Xer, I recall doing crazy things that didn't seem to phase any of the adults I knew. Things like being somewhere that I couldn't be reached via telephone… for hours … possibly alone … without any supervision. I know, it sounds nearly suicidal these days. Back then it was simply called fun. Not only were our parents OK with these freedoms, they encouraged them. Did they not love us? Did they not care? Were they that hard up for a few minutes of peace that they would risk our lives?

Most the adults I know now would be vehemently against such insane acts, myself included. In fact, being unreachable by cell phone could push us straight into panic mode. Here are a few things we did as kids, which make me wonder how we survived. Nowadays they'd get someone arrested or at least get your house taken off the play-date circuit...

We Were Lost For a Good Portion of the Day

We used to run around the neighborhood for hours. Making forts in people’s hollowed bushes, licking honey suckle and probably any other plant that looked yummy. We used to hike into the woods and try to jump streams or catch frogs or caterpillars, and burn ants with magnifying glasses. If I don't know where my kids are and can't reach them, they are by my definition, lost -- and a call to 911 may be in order.

PS - My kids get to enjoy wilderness too, well certainly not alone and not really wilderness, so much as our fenced in yard. Oh, and if they so much as look at a frog they have to wash their hands after. That's still fun though, right? A little?

Safety Shmafety

There are pictures of me riding in my dad's convertible in a Moses basket. A freaking Moses basket, in the back seat, that was actually not a seat, but more of a shelf. "Yes, officer there was a baby in this car, but I hit a bump a few miles back and I haven't seen her since."

Once I was out of my "car seat" it was time for seat belts. Which were more of a suggestion. Sure, if I was sitting in the seat of my mom's shiny brown Mercury Marquis, maybe I would buckle, but half the time I was lying across the ledge of the back windshield, or popping up and down from the floor, or making my stepdad's hatchback into a bed or doing some other annoying thing that ensured my parents would never be able to quit smoking.

Pardon Me Can I Borrow Your Lungs?

Speaking of smoking. It seemed that everyone was either a smoker or a smoker who was trying to quit. My mom smoked while preggers, as did tons of mothers. That could nearly get you arrested these days, well at the very least shamed out of the cul-de-sac.

I also recall being sent into the store to buy my mom her cigarettes, of course no clerk cared that I was eight years old and looking for Vantage 100s. I'd hand her the carton and the change so she could then engulf me in second hand smoke until I was 12. Maybe that's why I was always popping down to the floor of the car, smoke rises.

And my dad, who smoked a pipe, used to take me into the smoke shops to help him pick a blend, of course there was always a heavy smell in the air that I so enjoyed and a cool looking Indian statue. Not to mention they gave stuff away to kids, like licorice or corncob pipes, and pipe cleaners to make into little men (they were looking for repeat business 10 years down the road). Really, only candy stores could compete with a good smoke shop in those days.

Our Playgrounds Were Death Traps:

Where to begin… The see-saws that we would pile on one end and crash to the ground? The monkey bars that we would climb on top of and hang upside down from until someone got a broken arm or a concussion (which happened monthly)? Maybe that metal spinning merry-go-round thing that you would rev up and jump on and off of until you passed out or puked?

No wait, I know, the swings. Yes, I know you can still find swings, but in those days, it seemed everyone had a swing set and they were rarely up to code or should I say, in the ground. My set was in the ground, well three of the legs anyway. It was a bit rusted and it creaked when you put more than a pound of weight on it. But it was most fun, when you were high enough that the one not so stable leg would lift out of the ground up past the edge of the grass and bang back into the ground as you swung forward with a thud. I bet you remember that feeling. And it never dawned on anyone to fix it, hmmm?

You're 7 Years Old - It's Time to Fend For Yourself:

I was a latchkey kids. My parents were divorced. My mom worked until 5 and I was supposed to get myself home from school, maybe have a snack, watch some TV, do my homework and be responsible for an hour or two. Sometimes my mom had me go to my neighbor's for extra company. This is why my kids aren't allowed to stay home alone until they're 30.

You're 12 Years Old - It's Time to Fend for Others:

I may have even started babysitting at 11. Once I knew the number to 911, my name was passed around to most of the neighborhood parents, who were quick to run out of the house and leave their little ones with a 6th grader. They were probably at key parties, (too cliche?), well, they were somewhere important because I certainly wasn't qualified to watch anyone but myself. This is why, my babysitters have all been in college or older, it's also why I avoid the lure of key parties.

Sunblock, What's That?

I remember spraying on yummy pina colada smelling oils or basking in that Orange Gelee by Bain De Soleil. Well, except when we travelled to Florida, then it was sun block for us, yep Coppertone with SPF 4. Just like in the ad where the puppy pulls down the little girl's bikini bottoms. If it was good enough for her…

Of course, we never reapplied and I'm pretty sure we would spend all 12 hours of daylight jumping in the waves. The next 12 hours were spent sucking in the fumes from a Solarcaine haze and wincing every time we so much as twitched. I'm still paying for those days.

Nowadays, by the time I'm finished slathering my kids in SPF 2000 sun block, they may have only 15 minutes of time before the sun goes down, but it's 15 minutes of pure fun. Well, supervised overprotected - pure fun.

I could go on and on, yes I think the next heading would be Helmets What Are They? But I drive carpool this week and I like to get there early so they don't have to wait too long… who knows what they'll get into?

Well, was I the only one who did this crazy stuff? What things did you do back then that seemed totally normal that would be deemed insane now?

Jenny Isenman AKA Jenny From the Blog, is the humorist behind the award winning, The Suburban Jungle.com. An on air lifestyle expert, card carrying Gen Xer and columnist at HuffPo and TheStir, her goal is to you keep herself sane and to teach dolphins to read. She is failing at both. Join her … and the INSANITY on Facebook , Pinterest, and Twitter.

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