We have a running joke in our house. If anybody's pondering something, someone else says, "You know what your mama says..." and the answer is ALWAYS one of these three (and it usually applies!):
1. You get what you pay for.
2. You can never own enough fine jewelry.
3. There are buttheads everywhere.
You have to know my 82-year-old prim and proper mother to truly appreciate the third one!