The Value of Listening
George: Why didn't you tell us she was here?
Florence: I tried to but you were too busy not listening to me.
The Power of Belief
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.
Getting What You Need
The Cosby Show
Theo: Why couldn't they have had an essay question that said, "Write the story of Icarus"? I would have cleaned up on that.
Cliff: Because this is not Burger King! You cannot have it your way!
Giving Is Good
Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
The Value of Aging
Sanford and Son
Fred: I still want to sow some wild oats.
Lamont: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat.
Always Work Together
Mallory: The light bulb is out in my bedroom! What are we going to do?!?
It's Important to Learn
Step By Step
J.T: This stinks. In twenty years, I'm not gonna need algebra!
Frank: You will if you're still in high school.