The Value of Listening

The Jeffersons

George: Why didn't you tell us she was here? 
Florence: I tried to but you were too busy not listening to me. 

The Power of Belief


George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. 

Don't Tattle

Full House

Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that. 

Getting What You Need

The Cosby Show 

Theo: Why couldn't they have had an essay question that said, "Write the story of Icarus"? I would have cleaned up on that. 
Cliff: Because this is not Burger King! You cannot have it your way!

Giving Is Good


Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. 

The Value of Aging

Sanford and Son

Fred: I still want to sow some wild oats.
Lamont: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat. 

Always Work Together

Family Ties

Mallory: The light bulb is out in my bedroom! What are we going to do?!?

It's Important to Learn

Step By Step

J.T: This stinks. In twenty years, I'm not gonna need algebra!
Frank: You will if you're still in high school. 

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