Is ABC becoming the All Bikini Corporation? The network's All-American Girl--as good an infomercial for the depilatory industry as you'll find--was preempted by war coverage this week. Never fear: "The Bachelor" sent the contestants off to a day-spa, where they showered communally, en textile.
Another developing leitmotif is what porn sites flack as "girl-on-girl action." After the "Survivor" girls bathed each other to good advantage last week, "Married By America," which won the week with a perfect five showerheads, showed it has what it takes to stay on the reality-show island.
Read last week's Sleaze-0-Meter by clicking here.
*Cancelled or postponed.
Another developing leitmotif is what porn sites flack as "girl-on-girl action." After the "Survivor" girls bathed each other to good advantage last week, "Married By America," which won the week with a perfect five showerheads, showed it has what it takes to stay on the reality-show island.
Read last week's Sleaze-0-Meter by clicking here.
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| "The bachelor party is not something to fear," said Tony, who obviously hadn't seen the video of himself kissing a stripper. Attention hungry, or maybe just hungry, Billie Jeanne licked whipped cream off of a female stripper and dirty-danced with Jill. |
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| Next to MBA's stripfest, "Frat Life"'s tale of stripper-meets-virgin, virgin-loses-virginity seems almost quaint. One extra head for the focus on Earl's hickey, which, Tim said, looked as if he'd been "gnawed on by a rat." |
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| The "Reunion" episode was a final review before the quiz: What happens when seven single strangers gather in a casino penthouse with unlimited alcohol? Even without credit for re-runs of sleaziest moments, a solid four heads. |
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| The bachelor calls his mudbath and shower with five women "a boyhood fantasy." What happened to becoming an astronaut? The half-head for the bachelorettes who shucked their underwear on the Monte Carlo date. |
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| Rob turning on Deena was pretty sleazy, but tactical. The shower head is for his observation that Heidi's swollen spider bite was "as large as one of her breasts." |
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| For the canceled show's finale, Lorenzo Lamas offered a valedictory bit of epicurian commentary on one female contestant: "Do you like Mexican food, 'cause I've got a combo platter for you." We look forward to the pilot for "¿Quien Es Más Lamas?" |
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| After all the bitchiness and drama, Brooke finally earned our respect when she depledged because she's sick of doing arts & crafts. Then she re-pledged. |
| Overall Ranking | Cumulative Shower -heads |
Last Week's Rank |
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17.5 | 2 |
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14.5 | 3 |
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14 | 1 |
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9 | 6 |
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6.5 | 5 |
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6 | 4 |
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5.5 | 9 |
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5* | 7 |
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4* | 8 |
*Cancelled or postponed.
