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Little Johnny was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and then turn to the crowd, put his hands up...
After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word throughout Paris that a new bell-ringer was needed. The bishop decided that...
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly...
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Jesus walks into a hotel, slaps three nails down on the counter, and says, “Can you put me up for the night?” - Joke shared by Beliefnet member EyesoftheWorld...
John was a loyal choir member, but he could not carry a tune. To make things worse, he sang loud and made others sing off key. Without success, the choir...
Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands? A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Chiyo
Q: Why can't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: No attachments. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Barrybear47
1. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 2. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. 3. Everyone seems normal...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone....
1. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. 2. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. 3. Always try to be modest. And be proud of it! 4. A clear...
One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life street gang members at...
My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member...
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they went all the...
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