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A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she...
A bishop, a priest, and a deacon, were about to be executed for preaching the Gospel in a foreign land. They bring out the bishop first and the guard...
A catechist asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, “They couldn’t get a baby-sitter?” This joke...
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George, who was 70-years-old, went for his annual physical. All of his test results came back normal. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor's office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and says, "There...
Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands? A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Chiyo
Q: Why can't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: No attachments. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Barrybear47
1. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 2. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. 3. Everyone seems normal...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone....
1. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. 2. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. 3. Always try to be modest. And be proud of it! 4. A clear...
My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member...
One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life street gang members at...
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they went all the...
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