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Biblical bumper stickers: Jonah: Save the Whales The Israelites: Honk If You Love Moses Elijah: My Other Chariot Rolls Goliath: Support the Ban on Slingshots...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.” “Be quiet,” ordered the officer....
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend for...
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* Nice Bible. * God told me to come and meet you. * Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. * I know a church where we could go and talk....
Jesus walks into a hotel, slaps three nails down on the counter, and says, “Can you put me up for the night?” - Joke shared by Beliefnet member EyesoftheWorld...
John was a loyal choir member, but he could not carry a tune. To make things worse, he sang loud and made others sing off key. Without success, the choir...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and meet...
A priest and an astronomer find themselves sitting together on a night flight. After introductions and a long gaze out the window, the astronomer asks...
A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister and an Evangelical preacher are arguing about religion one day when the phone rings. The priest gets up to answer...
Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but I prayed for a puppy. Joyce Dear God, My father told me about being born, but that doesn't sound right....
Dear God, Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom L. Dear God, I went to this wedding on Sunday and they...
Confucius Say: "Man who drive like hell bound to get there." Confucius Say: "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement." Confucius...
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while...
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