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Moses: “How are we going to get across the sea? The Egyptians are close behind us!” General of the army: “Normally, I’d recommend that we build our own...
A father asked his little boy if he knew how a person gets saved. “We’ll be saved by going to our church every Sunday,” the boy said without hesitation....
A preacher, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter. Passing a young boy on the street, the pastor asked where he could find the...
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Ladies, don't forget...
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife. Next Sunday, a special collection...
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The...
Three priests died and came up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looked up the priests and informed them there had been a mistake; they were...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and a lady came...
Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers. Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord. The pastor will light his candle from the...
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies Mitch noticed a priest who stepped onto the track and blessed the forehead of one horse lining up...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is. The man replies,...
Did you hear about the guy who tried to date a nun? He wanted to take her to the county fair, but she declined on account of she had taken a vow abstaining...
* Nice Bible. * God told me to come and meet you. * Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. * I know a church where we could go and talk....
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