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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"My other car is a broomstick."
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An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time. Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying...
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshippers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks...
A man lost two buttons from his shirt and put them in his pants pocket. But the pocket had a hole, so the buttons fell into his shoe. Unfortunately, the...
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A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is. The man replies,...
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, "Who's your favorite person in the Bible?" Susie said, "King Solomon." "Can you tell us why?" "Because he...
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. The Honeymooners are now...
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife. Next Sunday, a special collection...
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Ladies, don't forget...
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and a lady came...
Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers. Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord. The pastor will light his candle from the...
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies Mitch noticed a priest who stepped onto the track and blessed the forehead of one horse lining up...
Did you hear about the guy who tried to date a nun? He wanted to take her to the county fair, but she declined on account of she had taken a vow abstaining...
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