2019-11-11

Hymns for All Professions


Dentist's Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn: The Church's One Foundation Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy Golfer's Hymn: There's a Green Hill Far Away Politician's Hymn: Standing on the PromisesOptometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On Electrician's Hymn: Send The Light Shopper's Hymn: Sweet By and By Realtor's Hymn: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop Massage Therapist's Hymn: He Touched Me Doctor's Hymn: The Great Physician
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function scroll() { var delay = 10; //Get query parameters function getUrlVars() { var vars = {}; var parts = window.location.href.replace(/[?&]+([^=&]+)=([^&]*)/gi, function (m, key, value) { vars[key] = value; }); return vars; } var page = getUrlVars()["p"]; // Scroll down to the paginated content if (page != null && page.length > 0) { setTimeout(function () { function offset(el) { var rect = el.getBoundingClientRect(), scrollTop = window.pageYOffset || document.documentElement.scrollTop; return { top: rect.top + scrollTop } } var div = document.getElementById("scrollToHere"); var divOffset = offset(div); window.scrollTo(0, divOffset.top - 75); }, delay); } }