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God told me to come talk to you. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
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Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a bench talking about how much their sons love them. Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living...
Moses was sitting in the Egyptian ghetto. Things were terrible. Pharaoh wouldn't even speak to him. The rest of the Israelites were mad at him and making...
how thirsty they were after walking so far. They were not able to drink from the walls of Red Sea water on either side since it was salt water. Then,...
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At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute...
This story cannot be found in the scriptures, but it is told that after his resurrection, Jesus appeared to an old fisherman. "I am Jesus and I have returned...
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn't afford plane fare Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock...
Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The...
During an ecumenical assembly, a secretary rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!” The Methodists prayed in a corner. The Baptists wondered where...
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar...
An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly...
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion...
Dear Member, We do not have a happy report, as we have not been able to find a suitable candidate for pastor of our church thus far. We do, however, have...
An old country preacher was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If...
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