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A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover that the other driver was a Franciscan. “It was my fault,” each insisted—as...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going so slow?” Sister replies, “I...
Two nuns are running away from a bear, who is gaining on them. “Do you think we’ll be able to outrun him, Sister?” one of the nuns asks the other. “I...
After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You all do...
The new associate pastor, nervous about hearing confessions asks an older priest to listen in. Several penitents later, his mentor offers a few suggestions....
After Friday prayers an Imam announced to the people: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building...
A priest and a rabbi met at the annual July 4th picnic. They were old friends and loved to tease one another. "This baked ham is really good,” said the...
Tao: Stuff happens. Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserved it. Protestantism: Let stuff happen to somebody else. Judasim: Why does stuff always happen...
In the beginning, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one,’ but I think he must be a lot older than...
The mayor of a Jewish village decided to create an additional room in their home. His wife spoke to the general contractor for some time. They laughed...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a...
Due to the rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week...
10. Sampson, get your hands off of that lion, you don't know where it's been! 9. David, I told you not to play in the house with that string! Go practice...
An imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from and moving to a drier climate. Afterwards, a very distraught lady came to the...
Q. What's the name of a face lotion developed for Jewish women? A. Oil of Oy Vey - Joke shared by Beliefnet member BeliefnetSabee
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