Church signs are a great way for houses of worship to attract and welcome newcomers and keep regulars informed. Sometimes, the messages are heavenly and sometimes they are just plain hilarious. Join other Beliefnet members for a tour of some of the silliest spiritual signboards they've seen.

How will you spend eternity--smoking or non-smoking?

At a church next to a car wash:
Exteriors cleaned next door, interiors cleaned here.

What is missing in the Ch__ch? U R!


The most important vitamin for a Christian is B1.

God only excepts knee mail.


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